Top 10 Clever Status found on Facebook

These are some of the clever status that I have found on Facebook.Words

#1

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

 

#2

Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

 

#3

Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.

 

 

#4

An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. 😉

 

 

#5

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

 

 

#6

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you….. Priceless 🙂

 

 

#7

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

 

 

#8

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

 

 

#9

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

 

 

#10

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

 

Source: Facebook.